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buns. ha-ha, buns.

Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2009 by mr_smith

buns_smalli love buns.
who doesn’t? the chinese kind i mean. all steamy and glossy on the outside , soft and pillowy sticky white on the inside witha little surprise package of a not-always-sure-about-what-exactly-that-is inside.  sometimes sweet red bean, and othertimes  mushrooms or chicken in that slippery cornstarch sauce. but the king of them all must be the amazingly red char sieuw pork. i’ve had the frozen variety countless times and, unlike most frozen aproximations, usually with a good degree of success, and whenever i have the chance i’ll order them in a restaurant. there’s just something special about the way the strange bread-but-not-bread combines texturally with the surprise inside and the steamy subtle flavour from the bamboo steamer itself.  i had always assumed that, like a lot of baking and pastry construction, the making of these little buns would be well beyond the reach of a gorgeous, but admittedly less than scientific cook such as myself.

thankfully, how wrong i was. it’s easy, kids, and one of the more satisfying first-tries i’ve completed . i guess you could fill them with anything you like, and i’ve tried two different approaches, both of which worked really well. the first one is non-traditional and to use the buns like a burger bun: you make a plain bun with no filling, then slice it like a breadroll and fill it up with all kinds of nice stuff like a kind of fusion burger. i did it with slow bbq’ed asian style pork belly with scallions and oyster sauce.  it was amazing. and amazingly easy. it was so amazing that i was overwhelmed and neglected to take any photographs to serve as evidence. i think the secret was the pork belly. i just covered it with a little sesame oild, some garlic and some five-spice powder then put it in a not-to-hot indirect charcoal bbq (which is fast becoming my favourite thing ever) for about three hours putting a splash of chinese rice wine at about the hour-forty mark. then sliced it up, stired in some oyster sauce and scallions, dropped on a few more sesame seeds and into sliced buns.

the second approach was an attmpt at the more traditional chinese bun. basically the same dough, but with the filling locked up inside before it gets steamed. i chose mushrooms in that slippery cornstarch-y sauce mostly because i didn’t have time to cook a four hour pork belly. for the mushrooms i just cooked a mix of different guys in a little oil with some garlic and scallions and a star anise, as well as  a rice wine and a little black vinegar. i made a paste of cornstarch and a really small amount of water and then just added more cornstarch, then more water untill i got the shiny slippery radness to go nicely with the mushrooms.

making the buns was exactly the same as the first time, but instead of just making balls (ha-ha, balls) i made flat discs and spooned some of the shrooms onto each one, then folded them all together into mushroom filled balls (ha-ha, filled balls).

into the steamer then into my mouth.

here’s the basic buns recipe:

  • 1 cake fresh yeast
  • 1 cup lukewarm water
  • 4 1/2 cups flour
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 2 tablespoons  vegetable oil
  • 1/2 cup boiling water
  • 2 tablespoons sesame seed oil

Dissolve yeast in lukewarm water. Add 1 cup of flour. Mix thoroughly. Cover with cloth. Let rise 1 hour, until bubbles appear.

Dissolve sugar and vegetable oil in 1/2 cup boiling water. Stir well. Cool until lukewarm. Pour into yeast mixture. Add 3 1/2 cups flour.

Knead dough on lightly floured board until smooth. Put into extra large, greased bowl in a warm place. Cover with damp cloth. Let rise until double in bulk, about 2 hours.

Divide into 2 portions. Remove first portion and knead 2 minutes. Repeat with second. Roll each into roll 12 inches long and 2 inches wide. Cut into 12 pieces (24 total).

Flatten each piece with palm of hand. Roll with rolling pin into 3 inch circles.

Brush with sesame seed oil. Indent middle of circle with chopstick. Fold circle in half so that it becomes a half moon. Crimp edges tightly with fork.

Place each roll on separate square piece of paper on steamer tray. Cover tray with towel. Let buns rise to double in bulk, about 30 minutes. Remove towel.

Steam over  boiling water for 10 minutes.

panna cotta made from awesome

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2009 by mr_smith

hard at work as usual, piloting my desk headlong into a storm of middle aged women and rabbits suffering terribly from hutch fever, i was perusing the usual catalogue of food and pornography related news media that i like to keep abreast of (ha ha, breast). i was struck by a particularly neat idea. it wasn’t, in fact, my idea, it was from the woderful website the kitchn. it was for a remarkably tasty sounding rosewater and blueberry yoghurt panna cotta. I’ve had a hankering to do something with roses for a while now. ever since my neighbourhood burst into bloom. it’s probably the best thing about english summer, the smell of all the roses lining the approach to smith and co hq is intoxicating and delightful (although i did have a can of jd and coke with lunch – classy). On top of this infatuation with the rose, i love panna cotta. it’s easy, quick (apart from the chilling time), and it never fails to impress. this recipe suggests substituting some or all of the cream for yoghurt, to give it a bit of a tang.

i didn’t actually follow the recipe on the kitchn, rather i used one that i’d had considerable success with in the past. being me, and something of an impulsive type, i bought a tub of organic sheeps milk yoghurt for about as much tang as is possible. i also had a slightly different plan for the  rosewater. i decided to make rosewater and mint syrup, from scratch i might add ( it was pretty freakin easy: get a rose, remove the petals, rinse petals, steep in hot water with one or two mint leaves) i had fully intended to make rose syrup caviar, but my technique was incorrect and i wrecked the whole lot of the syrup, annoyingly. -morre about my attempts at molecular gastronomy in a later post.  here’s my recipe for the panna cotta:

pannacotta

i forgot to take fotos of the actual pannacotta, but i think you'll agree that this is a pretty faithful representation. the rays coming off the side are rays of awesome

  • 2 gelatine leaves
  • 30 ml milk
  • vanilla pod
  • 350ml organic goats milk yoghurt.
  • 100ml cream

soak the gelatine in cold water.
put milk & yoghurt & vanilla pod intoa saucepan and simmer gently until it thickens.

whip the cream with vanilla sugar (you do have some right?)

fold the two together, put in molds, chill until set.

the first one that we had was nice, although the texture was somewhere between a lovely creamy pannacotta and a coarse ricotta cheesecake, and the taste was probably slightly over tangy. so i came up with yet another friggin genius idea.  add awesome greek honey and a little grated chocolate, and serve with a vacuum expanded grapefruit and limoncello sorbet.

what a combo, the honey just took away all the (frankly) sourness of the yoghurt.
it would probably have been nice with some sore sugar in the original mix also. and perhaps some blanched hazelnuts.
- ah that gives me an idea…

japan, wacky

Posted in Uncategorized on February 25, 2009 by mr_smith

i don’t know if it’s just me, but i can’t decide if this is a stroke of sheer genious, or in fact an act of unbridled madness. i’m going with a 50/50 split.
i’m also in the initial phase of constructing something similar for my own backyard, but more like a giant gloria estefan.

originally from geekologie

sir, you are a genius, and my hat is off to you

Posted in Uncategorized on February 20, 2009 by mr_smith
copyright benoit lemoine

i like to think of myself a something of a visionary. a sort of renaissance man for the declining years of the naughties. i like to feel as if i’ve made a difference, in whatever small way. but then along comes this guy:

this is exactly the kind of genius that makes even a man such as me doff my cap.

zipper tape.  rad.

why on earth didn’t i think about it?

with this little baby you could go and zip pretty much anything you want.

check out his website to see the real world applications of this magic tape

it’s just a nice touch…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on February 6, 2009 by mr_smith

the new brazillian cleaners at my work have gone the extra mile with toilet paper. i’m usually the first person in in the morning, due my exceptionally fast bicycle, and i change from my superhero costume into my workaday disguise in the bathroom. i’ve noticed that, ever since we have had new brazillian cleaners (i’m not actually sure that they are brazillian, but i like to image them as happy, tropical types unable to stop the samba as they go about their duties with a sunny disposition) the morning presentation of the toilet paper in the gents has taken a dramitic turn for the better.

delightful, isn't it

delightful, isn't it

as you can see, they’ve taken to to folding the end of the roll diagonally upon itself, and (here’s where the genius lies) then tucking the now sharp corner back around the remaining bulk of the roll and into the carboard tube at the core of the roll (and there’s a whole other post in determining what that tube is actually called). it’s a little bit of unexpected refinement that brings great joy to my mornings. i don’t work at the ritz, but there’s no way i could return to mornings being greeted by a ragged, unruly length of tissue, flapping in the breeze and mocking my own satorial attention to detail. so bless you, whoever you are, your eforts have not gone unnoticed, and i hope that as you leave our decrepit office in the chill of predawn, your morning’s work complete, you go home with your head held high, satisfied, proud in the knowledge that you have made a difference, and the world is a tucked corner better than it was yesterday.

sometimes magic happens

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on January 12, 2009 by mr_smith

having just returned to this thriving and unpleasantly wet metropolis straddling the muddy tidal thames, i am suffering a little from jet-lag, SAD, and the cavernous yearning at being sepparated from mrs smith. so being a little down, i dove into a packet of no-name cheese balls in an effort to cheer myself up. two thirds through my e-number celebration, and my mood had still not lifted, until the penultimate ball touched my lips and melted in an explosion of pure intense cheese flavour magic. a lurid orange pleasure bomb consisting entirely of cheese flavour. paradise.

and i got a payrise too.

Label The World

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on December 17, 2008 by mr_smith

I stumbled across this guy’s site on urban prankster. I love the idea. It’s all about the kind of childlike naievete (spelt right?) that fills me with joy.

Kind of like playing with Lego when you’re 35. It’s a sort of inane and possibly banal thing to do, sticking a label on, y’know stuff. It’s probably pointless, but anything pointless that involves post it notes and sharpies has got to be cool right.

I’m rather hoping that it becomes a sweet trendy underground meme so I can say that I saw it early on.

Anyway. Check it out at labeltheworld.blogspot.com/

Guess which one I sent in…

Don’t even…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on November 19, 2008 by mr_smith

I guess I don’t really need to say much more.

I’m glad I just have a bike.

vale, old friend

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on November 13, 2008 by mr_smith
mars phoenix scooping up dirt

mars phoenix scooping up dirt

i must bid a sad farewell to someone who, although I’ve only known him (her?) for such a short time, has become a dear friend. it’s with great sadness that i learn that this long martian winter will be the last for phoenix. it’s a cruel testament to the brutal power of anthropomorphization (is that a word?). giving a probe, essentially a box full of scientific instruments, a personality, indeed its own twitter feed might have seemed like a good idea on launch day, but now. now when we have to say goodbye to the plucky little guy who’s taught us so much about ourselves as the dusty night sky of the oft cruel red planet saps the vital energy needed for his morning recharge and he succumbs to the long martian winter, no more to tell us tales of collecting hydrated silica in the sunshine. now the pain of loss is real. now the mad genius scientists must be lamenting their cleverness.

thanks to our buddy, we now know, or at least are pretty sure, that there was liquid water on mars. wow. watch the tribute video from NASA’s jet propulsion lab. we also know about the slightly alkaline soils near the martian ice caps, and a bunch – that’s right – a bunch of science information about mars. thanks phoenix. thanks for making earth a better place for you, for me, and the entire human race. but especially the children.

what troubles me the most, is that now phoenix has gone silent, there will be an empty unfillable void left in my life. i can only hope that another space probe will start twittering. what’s that? “A new, constantly changing, even disappearing aurora was found in an area predicted to be empty.” who said that?

cassini? is that you? it is you, it is you. now i have two friends in space, cassini, and phoenix. sadly silent, asleep forever on a cold, distant world.

01010100 01110010 01101001 01110101 01101101 01110000 01101000.

farewell friend.

i’ll have a Jack’s Danial on the rocks thanks.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on November 6, 2008 by mr_smith

whiskey

actually, make it a grenfiddich.